Post by jorden on Nov 14, 2010 18:34:48 GMT -5
name. That Guy.
HTML/CSS. None of your beeswax. It's not like I can use it on a board with BBCODE, haha.
about you. Male. Black. Caustic and acidic personality. Despise regulations, but am not an anarchist. I think. I find this text area text too tiny for my tastes..I can''t see periods and commas.
.role play example.
"You don't want to hear it. Not really. But if you insist."
"Here's the story. Nathaniel puked on Jenny, over and over again. So Dan had to go to the healer. Again. He was so sick, though not literately, of this. Day in, day out, more and more people getting the stupid plague and--"
"Is this really appropriate to cheer a suicidal person up?"
"No, not really. But it amuses me to make you hate the world even more!" Jorden giggled. "Now where was I? Oh yes. Jenny took an axe and--"
"I don't think you were at that part."
"Oh." Jorden paused, thinking. "Yes, I suppose you are right. Nathaniel puked over, and over again, because he had the damn plague, so Dan had to go the healer again."
"You already did that part."
"Did I? Huh. Well, have you ever considered that perhaps this story does not have a middle?"
"That's absurd. All stories have a middle."
"But some stories are all middle and have no proper end or beginning, like our lives, for instance. Why, I have no recollection of my birth or of my death. Therefore, it should be possible for some to be about just beginning and end, as opposed to middle. That's rather frivolous fluff."
"How's it end, then? The last word. Let's skip to it."
"Well, perhaps it isn't... entirely pointless. I'll start at my favorite part. Jenny took an axe--"
"Damn." her eyes rolled over and she slumped into a heap, wishing her legs weren't broken so she could run from this creep. Jenny hated listening to this story, especially from Jorden, who talked about it like an amusing bit of weather and rainbow.
"-- and then, bam,, I broke her legs." he chuckled again.."And gave her a kiss when she tried to kill herself, and set her on the mend again!"
"Why are you doing this?" She stared.
"That part is in the middle of the story." Jorden chided. "You weren't paying attention. Good night." He stood up, and left the hole in the ground. Jenny might scream, again, but they were so far out from anyone else no one would hear her. Besides, Jorden would merely eat them again and feed bits of them to her.
HTML/CSS. None of your beeswax. It's not like I can use it on a board with BBCODE, haha.
about you. Male. Black. Caustic and acidic personality. Despise regulations, but am not an anarchist. I think. I find this text area text too tiny for my tastes..I can''t see periods and commas.
.role play example.
"You don't want to hear it. Not really. But if you insist."
"Here's the story. Nathaniel puked on Jenny, over and over again. So Dan had to go to the healer. Again. He was so sick, though not literately, of this. Day in, day out, more and more people getting the stupid plague and--"
"Is this really appropriate to cheer a suicidal person up?"
"No, not really. But it amuses me to make you hate the world even more!" Jorden giggled. "Now where was I? Oh yes. Jenny took an axe and--"
"I don't think you were at that part."
"Oh." Jorden paused, thinking. "Yes, I suppose you are right. Nathaniel puked over, and over again, because he had the damn plague, so Dan had to go the healer again."
"You already did that part."
"Did I? Huh. Well, have you ever considered that perhaps this story does not have a middle?"
"That's absurd. All stories have a middle."
"But some stories are all middle and have no proper end or beginning, like our lives, for instance. Why, I have no recollection of my birth or of my death. Therefore, it should be possible for some to be about just beginning and end, as opposed to middle. That's rather frivolous fluff."
"How's it end, then? The last word. Let's skip to it."
"Well, perhaps it isn't... entirely pointless. I'll start at my favorite part. Jenny took an axe--"
"Damn." her eyes rolled over and she slumped into a heap, wishing her legs weren't broken so she could run from this creep. Jenny hated listening to this story, especially from Jorden, who talked about it like an amusing bit of weather and rainbow.
"-- and then, bam,, I broke her legs." he chuckled again.."And gave her a kiss when she tried to kill herself, and set her on the mend again!"
"Why are you doing this?" She stared.
"That part is in the middle of the story." Jorden chided. "You weren't paying attention. Good night." He stood up, and left the hole in the ground. Jenny might scream, again, but they were so far out from anyone else no one would hear her. Besides, Jorden would merely eat them again and feed bits of them to her.